Must do more things!!!!!

Hello my friend we meet again its been a while... something something... i know its been a while since ive blogged but its about time i put in a conscious effort to do so more often... lets face it my yo yo and harmonica can only keep me entertained for so long... also the lack of people in my life is finally getting to me... let me rephrase that for my 2 followers... the lack of interesting, unannoying people in my life is finally getting to me... the only logical conclusions i can come up with are :

1)Get a Job, a proper one not sitting in my shop to help mummy out in exchange for free food, cigarettes, internet, chocolates and money.

Pros: Free food, cigarettes, internet, chocolates and money.

Cons: Boring hours,annoying customers, nothing to do and loads of chocolates around me that i cant touch unless im packing them for some cool person

2) Make new friends (Genrally)...

Pros: shut me up for a bit, something to do at random times, Huuuuman contact, sunlight.

Cons: People, Human contact, Social obligations, need to reply to messages and calls, meet a 100 annoying bangaloreans and liking only one, lots of hip hop or trance playing around me at all times (No rock fans aound anymore i think im old), stories of how cool people are, stories of cool bikes are, stories of how cool football is, stories of how much cooler one football team is than the other, and of course spending auto money to go to places to listen to all these stories.

3) Make Stoner friends in Bangalore...

Pros: More weed around me, better music, don't have to roll all the time, more chilled out, and generally less amount of activity

Cons: repetitive stories of how cool said stoner is for smoking up for x amount of time everyday, Any form of conversation beginning with we were so stoned and.... , more wok like getting food, switching off lights, getting more food etc.(Im nice and stoners are lazy) , Lack of cigarettes cause stoners in big groups seem to smoke more than usual ( the whole my dick's bigger thing) , Guy girl ratio around 15:1, lower/higher tolerance level for certain things due to the weed.

4)make more female friends...

Pros: Better conversation, better food and generally boobs.

Cons: Way more annoying, cant shut up when you want them to, Automatic drastic decrease in tolerance levels, necessity to reply or message against being yelled at for being an "ignorer" and around 5 Cons in one form : PMS!!!!

5)Girlfriend/Ex Girlfriend

Lets not even go there if it wasn for her i wouldn even care to blog.

6)Move to China:

Pros: Way better television, way better food, Communist Government to rebel against, better video games, hopefully in a few years no facebook (low blow i know :) )

Cons: Mandarin's annoying and Chinky women have smaller boobs.

7) Write a book:

Pros: Countless...

Cons: Involves work, necessary but work all the same

8) watch Vh1 all day:

Pros: happy lady songs

Cons: Hip hop, Hip hop, and more Hip hop

Conclusion: The yo yo and harmonica stay.